Injuries

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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Well, my toe is totally fucked up from Monday night- bruised, swollen, and really painful to move or touch. Doctor says it's "Quite possibly" broken or had been dislocated, but couldn't be bothered to x-ray it or anything. Which is fair enough, cos I know there's not a lot you can do with broken toes or fingers. Anyway, main point is: I won't be training for a week or two- it hurts to stand or walk, nevermind run or roll. Pretty pissed off really.

Anyway, what's the worst injury anyone off here's ever had? Apart from fake pussy made-up broken legs of course.

My most annoying was when I broke my left foot and right elbow at the same time (whilst drunk). Not only could I not use crutches, but I had to learn to do everything with my left hand for a few weeks. So when you call me an "absolute, complete, total wanker", you probably don't realise just how right you are.

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Angry Regular 88 posts
i think pulling muscles and tendons is my worse ive never been out of training more than 3 days.

i think u should train tonight



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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Can't really, totally kills to do anything. I'll probably rush back too early anyway, but I think I'll give it at least a weeks rest.

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fingercuffs Regular 33 posts
I had a cold once, does that count..?
I did drive a motor bike into a fence and i broke my arm. If we're talking injuries from training, then just a few cuts or bruises here or there. You wouldn't catch me wimping out cos of a sore pinky. That's just for girls and gaylords.
Real men get stuff like a burst pancreas - that's a proper injury!
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Didn't you basically admit to being a gaylord though?

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fingercuffs Regular 33 posts
No
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
OK, my mistake.

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Angry Regular 88 posts
a bird i shagged the week before on fri, the next fri she threw a mirror like a frisby to her mate i ran in its path and that why i have a big fat scar on my head

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Robsco 1319 posts
No true injuries for me, well a couple of pulled muscles in the neck that i've still not toally recovered from.

I just make up stuff to get out of training! ;o)

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fighting princess Newbie 4 posts
fractured elbow? had it xrayed on saturday and they said had hurt the tendons and sent me away again saying to simply rest for a few days then decided to call me at 6.15 am this morning to attend fracture clinic at 9.30 as they had re looked at the xrays and werent happy.

Attended fracture clinic and decided probably got a compressed fracture on it, but fuck it why stop training, not like its gonna fall off or anything. boys are just pussies who cant take the pain lol.

im really just a pussycat
im really just a pussycat
Angry Regular 88 posts
i would break your face but someone beat me to it

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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Nice one.

Anyway, I can take the pain, but it's not really any fun and there's no point making an injury worse...which is what I normally do by playing football and training on through cracks and sprains.

Besides, compressed fractures are for people who can't even break bones properly.

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fingercuffs Regular 33 posts
isn't "compressed fracture" just a made up term used by doctors to make girls feel better about having a sprained wrist?
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Wot no comment about "training through cracks"?

However, you are probably correct about the invented medical terminology. It's either fractured ("fractured") or not ("compressed fracture") in my book.

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fingercuffs Regular 33 posts
Wot no comment about "training through cracks"?

*visibly shudders*

Uuumm...? not today thanks.
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
It wasn't an offer. You worry me sometimes.

But not in the same way that Rob Brown worries sheep, fortunately.

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fingercuffs Regular 33 posts
Is it hull that rob comes from "Where men are men and sheep are scared"
fighting princess Newbie 4 posts
the proof is in the pudding marc. one of us is still training injured or not and one of us isnt. boys may have bigger muscles but theyre the weaker sex. cant take pain and spend far more time whinging about illness. like i said, bunch of pussies

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Robsco 1319 posts
No, men have brains, simple!

And from sunny ol' Cleethorpes myself, anywho, how did i get dragged into this? you both worry me sometimes.

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Angry Regular 88 posts
"the proof is in the pudding marc. one of us is still training injured or not and one of us isnt. boys may have bigger muscles but theyre the weaker sex. cant take pain and spend far more time whinging about illness. like i said, bunch of pussies"
i have two replies to this and i decided to make them ryhme

1. You talk alot for a silly bird who doesnt know alot!
2. You talk to much for a silly bird who doesnt look like much


It worries me that chris ford had penatrive sex with zena, now the million dollar question is

Wash?
did she or didnt she

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