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andy Resident 729 posts
what is the sound of one hand clapping?

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Robsco 1319 posts
Probably the same as the noise a tree makes when it falls over when there's no-one there to hear it?
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Bren Addict 123 posts
I seem to recall this was covered in a "Sipmsons" episode.
trevek2 Addict 119 posts
According to DEATH in Terry Pratchett's 'Soul Music' it is 'cla' as the other hand makes the 'p' sound.
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Trey Regular 49 posts
in my view it doesnt make any noise-- because there is no such thing as a 1 handed clap... a clap implies both hands coming together, so with one hand you would just bll it hit something.
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steve Resident 217 posts
whe....whe....whe...whe

Try claping one hand only near to your ear and this is the sound it makes! What you hear is the sound of the hand moving through the air not the sound of two hands coming together. The same sound is present when two hands are clapped its just that you do not focus on that sound as it is less significant to the sound of the hands contacting.....in relation to MA philosophy study the whole technique, the preparation & build up to the delivery and not just the end result, this way you will get the build up & delivery right so that the end result will follow.

And if the believe that crock of horse sh1t you too could be Mr.Myagi:-D
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andy Resident 729 posts
does the cat die ahen you open the box or is it already dead?
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Robsco 1319 posts
I prefer to think of that one as "is the cat dead or alive before you open the box".
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Monkey Balls Regular 44 posts
Is Andy gay or just likes mounting men ?
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sl Resident 855 posts
You been on the disco biscuits lately andy? sounds like your trying to get in touch with the spiritual side of jitsu!
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trevek2 Addict 119 posts
If a man says something and there isn't a woman around to hear him is he still wrong?
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Monkey Balls Regular 44 posts
He's not wrong even if a woman was there
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Bren Addict 123 posts
Heard this one before?

THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he would make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely indulge your carnal desires whenever you ask."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course, the rest is history......
Trey Regular 49 posts
Brean speak da truth.:-))
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