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Robsco

1319 posts

Sunday 16th October 2005 at 01:42

Kayak (bit like a canoo), well...ya might be all a bit dim. :-p

Two eskimo's in a kayak, one gets a bit cold and lights a fire, it burns a hole in the the kayak, water seems in and they drown.

The moral of the story...

Ya can't have ya kayak and heat it.

bum bum! :-D

But now for something completely different...

[link=http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm]http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm[/link]

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andy

Resident

729 posts

Sunday 16th October 2005 at 10:26

its spelt CANOE

"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"

Robsco

1319 posts

Sunday 16th October 2005 at 14:00

1:42am and you think i'm bothered about spelling :-p

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Bren

Addict

123 posts

Sunday 16th October 2005 at 20:13

Robsco, I shudder to thing what key words you had to put into the search engine to find that webpage.

Bee

Regular

33 posts

Sunday 16th October 2005 at 20:35

Robsco......mate.....i`ve just looked at the link you left....I just hope it was due to sleep deprivation. Now go to bed.... and leave the duck on the wall.
O.K. One from my son. Why don`t blind people skydive....cos it scares the shit out of the guide dogs....Sorry.

"Bee"

Bronski

Newbie

7 posts

Thursday 3rd November 2005 at 22:51

Here's my favourite giggle;

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Wit' Jammin'!

Haha!

Or (my boyfriend's dad made this up):

What do you call a crazy judo player who never throws for ten?

A koka-nut!

*bu-dum-bum-ching!*

Beat

If at first you don't suceed,

Robsco

1319 posts

Thursday 3rd November 2005 at 22:54

I think you've gotta try harder than that! :-p

But welcome anyway :-)

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Robsco

1319 posts

Thursday 3rd November 2005 at 23:09

And at last we see who you are! :-p

Your pic was a little too big to start with, but we've sorted it for ya.

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Bronski

Newbie

7 posts

Friday 4th November 2005 at 11:33

Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to make it so big! *insert embaressed smilie here*

OK, if they're not good enough, how about this:

Parachute for sale.

Only used once.

Never opened.

:-))

Beat

If at first you don't suceed,

Robsco

1319 posts

Friday 4th November 2005 at 13:39

Sorry, that's posted up all over Newcastle for some advert - you'll have to try harder.

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steve

Resident

217 posts

Friday 4th November 2005 at 16:52

Slightly dim customer in a bakers shop asks for a large meat pie. Baker asks whether to cut it into 4 or 6? Customer replies "better cut it into 4 cause I'll struggle to eat 6"..... :-)

"Its not the size of the dog i

sl

Resident

855 posts

Saturday 5th November 2005 at 09:14

Robsco , was up in geordie land this week for a day. What a day i had ... i got a puncture in the multi storey managed to find a garage where a nice gerodie man gave me the entire history of tyres!!!! Whats the shiny building by the bridge?

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Robsco

1319 posts

Saturday 5th November 2005 at 14:20

Prob the Sage Music Centre, did it look like an armadillo in shiny armour? :-)

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sl

Resident

855 posts

Saturday 5th November 2005 at 18:47

It did indeed..... looked a bit out of place... but newcastle looks alright...

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andy

Resident

729 posts

Monday 7th November 2005 at 12:27

joke of the day - this forum

"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"

Monkey Balls

Regular

44 posts

Monday 7th November 2005 at 13:21

joke of the day - andy :-)):-)):-))

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andy

Resident

729 posts

Tuesday 8th November 2005 at 10:44

twat of the day - monkey balls

"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"

Robsco

1319 posts

Tuesday 8th November 2005 at 10:57

Now now Andrew, calm down.

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Monkey Balls

Regular

44 posts

Tuesday 8th November 2005 at 15:25

:-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-))

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Drunken Master

Newbie

19 posts

Saturday 12th November 2005 at 20:43

two muffins sitting in the oven

one turns round to the other and says "corr its getting hot in here"

the other muffin looks at him and screams with panic "ARRGGH a talking muffin!"

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