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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Don't drink beer kids, it's bad for you. After busting my fingers through apparently falling over when drunk, I've already been out of training for 5-6 weeks. Just come back from the hospital, and I'm told I can't start back again for 'at least another 6'. Great.

Oh well, I'll see you all at the next Yorkshire Fight Night. When is that anyway? Later this month, right? "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Oh, and the reason I say 'apparently' is because I have no memory of the night in question between about 9pm (in the pub) and midnight, when I was sat in my house, playing with my fucked up fingers. Went drinking straight from work at about 3:30, because it was fresher's week, but when workmates went home wasted, I stayed out. It's not big or clever.

Anyway, the e-mail below contains as much as I know about what happened. Let this be a lesson to you all, drinking is not cool. And nor am I.



-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Beeden
Sent: 30 September 2003 01:13
To: Marc Webster
Subject: Drunken dude


 
You want me to fill in the gaps from the other night?! Well it was amusing to say the least. Can't beat the beer!

Well, you met us at Frog and Parrot at 8.30, announcing 'I'm pissed me'. We then bumped into 'Robert T. Crompton' and chatted. You were not too bad at this stage. You had 2 pints here.

Then we moved onto The Bath Hotel. you struggled to walk and fell into me several times. You also kepot trying to talk to passers by, especially women, with comments such as 'alright ladies' or 'Fancy a night out girls'.

You had another 2 pints at the Bath hotel. We moved outside as it was hot inside. Your speech became more and more convoluted and your comments alternated between, 'You know what....you're gay!' aimed at Paul mostly or the more succinct, 'I don't care me...I don't give a fuck'. You nearly fell over several times. Then you shouted at this woman going past before spitting all down your self.

We then said we were going elsewhere for a final pint (town centre-ish, dev cat prob). We took some glasses in from outside before setting off. Then you dissapeared. Like a ghost you had become invisible. We looked all over but you had gone. We set off for Dev Cat when we could not find you anyway on way. We assumed you had gone
home. I rang you several times to check you were Ok, but your speech was slurred and confused. You answered with ' Lots of people everywhere...shouting at me'. I heard several beeps of car horns and then I said are you going home (geetin a taxi/bus), you anwered 'Not bothered.....fucking hell!'. Then the phone went dead. I tried
to ring you again half an hour later (about 11ish) but no reply.

That was it. Quality entertainment.

Hows the fingers? Be ok for footy season debut next week?

anyway keep off the lager.

Sithee.
"I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Robsco 1319 posts
Bloody hell pal, really does sound like one of my nights out at uni, at last, I've found someone else!!!!! :o)

Yorkie Fightnight is 15th Nov. Not sure if I'm gonna do it, have to see how this week goes with training, def. wanna but wanna make sure i give it my best.

We'll see. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
The Admin Guy
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Shit, may not be able to make 15th. Hopefully will though, but we'll see.

Anyway, while we're on the subject- anyone else have any stupid drinking stories to tell everyone? Surely I'm not the only retard here? "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Robsco 1319 posts
One of my all time favourites...

Went for a quick pint after dinner about 2pm.

11 Pints and 13 Rum & Cokes later found ourselves upstairs in the union, it's easily done.

On the way home walking down the moor i was a little tipsey, couldn't quite walk straight just leaning onto my mate, then he told me to walk straight cos he didn't think i could, pah! Carried on walking down the moor going from one side to the other slamming into a shop on each side to get the momentum to keep going.

Then my mate found a nice pretend gun made out of a rolled up blind and a crocodile clip. Then I started looking out for the snipers in the flats cos' i didn't wanna get 'taken out'. Think I may have been verging on alcoholic poisoning that night. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
The Admin Guy
unknown Newbie 1 posts
What is this? The Ultimate Drinkers website??

I here everyone has pulled out of YFN2, pitty, I really enjoyed the first one!!

C
The Cleaner Newbie 4 posts
See ya been doin a spot of reminiscing mate! Oh and thanks for putting that pic on here, ya couldn't just tell the story could you !! :-)

Robsco 1319 posts
It'd be a crap story without the pic! :o) --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
The Admin Guy
FIGHTING FREELY Newbie 7 posts
WHY CANT YOU START BACK FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS *~EVERYONE WILL FALL ONE DAY~*
*~EVERYONE WILL FALL ONE DAY~*
Robsco 1319 posts
What exactly are you talking about? --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
The Admin Guy

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