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andy Resident 729 posts
you entered yet? closing date is 21st, who else is competing from geordie land? pain is temporary, pride is forever. www.roycegraciesheffield.com
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Jen Regular 39 posts
Rob hurt his knee, he's gashed it really bad so he's not gonna enter till he knows it's not gonna spurt blood everywhere when he fights :)

I'll let you explain how it happened babe x
Robsco 1319 posts
Not entered yet but will be, knee is pretty bad at the mo, can't bend it fully without the scab ripping open, but should be okay by mid next week in time for one last session. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
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Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
You great jessie (no offence to anyone called Jessie who reads this site). I used to train with astroturf burns on my knees all the time- and they leave the most painful and easily peeled scabs. All you have to do is get some of that medical gauze stuff, whack a big patch over the scab, and put plenty of tape round it.

I await your next excuse. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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andy Resident 729 posts
Next excuse will be something like: Good point Bassmonger, I will do that but as you have only told me that advise recently I don't have enough time to train for the tournament. Plus Andy will be in my division!!!!! pain is temporary, pride is forever. www.roycegraciesheffield.com
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Robsco 1319 posts
Good point Bassmonger, I will do that but as you have only told me that advise recently I don't have enough time to train for the tournament. Plus Andy will be in my division!!!!!

Anyway, I haven't trained for this tournament, and not entering it with any expectations, it's just time to get the motivation back on track.

Knee is peeling off nicely, and I'll be back training next week.

Just so long as I don't meet Andy in the first round I'll be happy. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
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Robsco 1319 posts
Just one other small point...

Are you actually entering Bassmonger, and don't give us any waffle about not being fit-enough. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
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andy Resident 729 posts
he said he was pain is temporary, pride is forever. www.roycegraciesheffield.com
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Yeah I probably will as long as I can bum a lift off someone. And I don't mean bum like...nah, I'm too tired for Rob jokes.

But the point is, even though I'm really out of shape and that, I'll give it a go. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Jen Regular 39 posts
You know if you all trained half as much as you talked on here you'd all be well on ur way to having a slight chance of pulling off some miricles at the tournament and maybe actually beating someone.

You shouldn't have to discuss it if you want to do it then go for it and get ur fat arses movitaved into doing something.
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
Yeah Rob. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Jen Regular 39 posts
No Marc, I was talking to you too. So you two get ur bloody arses into gear and start training! Think of all the ladies you'll attract when you get those big sexy muscles back ;)
andy Resident 729 posts
you have to have had muscles in the first place to be able to get them back pain is temporary, pride is forever. www.roycegraciesheffield.com
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Bassmonger Resident 198 posts
oi.

And I'm going to resist the obvious 'love muscle' gags. On the reasoning that none of them would be funny. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"


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Sweaty Gi Moderator 120 posts
Does that go for the 'love muscle gag' gags as well?

Sorry what say the initial topic again ?
Oh yeah get training you lazy bums ! Don't make me sweat, you won't like me when I'm sweaty!
Jen Regular 39 posts
Who's love muscle are we talking about here?
andy Resident 729 posts
who's you wanna talk about? pain is temporary, pride is forever. www.roycegraciesheffield.com
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Jen Regular 39 posts
Oooo baby, decisions decisions. Who would you suggest?
Robsco 1319 posts
Now this isn't that kinda place kiddies. --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
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Jen Regular 39 posts
I'm not a kiddie I'll be an adult in July!!!

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