Joke of the Day

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Robsco 1319 posts
Kayak (bit like a canoo), well...ya might be all a bit dim. :-p

Two eskimo's in a kayak, one gets a bit cold and lights a fire, it burns a hole in the the kayak, water seems in and they drown.

The moral of the story...

Ya can't have ya kayak and heat it.

bum bum! :-D

But now for something completely different...

[link=http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm]http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm[/link]
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andy Resident 729 posts
its spelt CANOE
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Robsco 1319 posts
1:42am and you think i'm bothered about spelling :-p
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Bren Addict 123 posts
Robsco, I shudder to thing what key words you had to put into the search engine to find that webpage.
Bee Regular 33 posts
Robsco......mate.....i`ve just looked at the link you left....I just hope it was due to sleep deprivation. Now go to bed.... and leave the duck on the wall.
O.K. One from my son. Why don`t blind people skydive....cos it scares the shit out of the guide dogs....Sorry.
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Bronski Newbie 7 posts
Here's my favourite giggle;

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Wit' Jammin'!

Haha!

Or (my boyfriend's dad made this up):

What do you call a crazy judo player who never throws for ten?

A koka-nut!

*bu-dum-bum-ching!*

Beat
If at first you don't suceed,
Robsco 1319 posts
I think you've gotta try harder than that! :-p

But welcome anyway :-)
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Robsco 1319 posts
And at last we see who you are! :-p

Your pic was a little too big to start with, but we've sorted it for ya.
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Bronski Newbie 7 posts
Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to make it so big! *insert embaressed smilie here*

OK, if they're not good enough, how about this:

Parachute for sale.

Only used once.

Never opened.

:-))

Beat

If at first you don't suceed,
Robsco 1319 posts
Sorry, that's posted up all over Newcastle for some advert - you'll have to try harder.
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steve Resident 217 posts
Slightly dim customer in a bakers shop asks for a large meat pie. Baker asks whether to cut it into 4 or 6? Customer replies "better cut it into 4 cause I'll struggle to eat 6"..... :-)
"Its not the size of the dog i
sl Resident 855 posts
Robsco , was up in geordie land this week for a day. What a day i had ... i got a puncture in the multi storey managed to find a garage where a nice gerodie man gave me the entire history of tyres!!!! Whats the shiny building by the bridge?
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Robsco 1319 posts
Prob the Sage Music Centre, did it look like an armadillo in shiny armour? :-)
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sl Resident 855 posts
It did indeed..... looked a bit out of place... but newcastle looks alright...
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andy Resident 729 posts
joke of the day - this forum
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Monkey Balls Regular 44 posts
joke of the day - andy :-)):-)):-))
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andy Resident 729 posts
twat of the day - monkey balls
"no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Robsco 1319 posts
Now now Andrew, calm down.
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Monkey Balls Regular 44 posts
:-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-)):-))
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Drunken Master Newbie 19 posts
two muffins sitting in the oven

one turns round to the other and says "corr its getting hot in here"

the other muffin looks at him and screams with panic "ARRGGH a talking muffin!"
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