Check out the first link. I don't even have to change my username.
But no-one wants to be a dirty great fish, so I carried on looking. Sparrow hawk is the best I can do, and that's still crap.
But, the prize for quote of the day has to go to http://www.zoo.org/educate/fact_sheets/day/legless.htm which invites us to "think about it, the ability to drop your tail is beneficial to a lizard". Dropping your tail seems like nothing but a bad idea to me.
"I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"
OK I must be missing something here, the first link is to 'Top Dog Lizard' ain't it? --------- Robsco! 'I'm sure your style is impressive on other planets, however, your weak link is that this is Earth'
Adam is the lizard boy and I'm his enemy. But what animal is, in fact, the enemy of the lizard? That is the question.
I guess without seeing his impression of a lizard, this doesn't make much sense. You should come to training more. And don't give me this distance excuse either. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"
Sorry about the delay in responding here. i was honing the "lizard claw". From what i can make out, that top dog lizard is the enemy of bass (fishmonger), therefore i am your predator. what you want is something that can totally fuck up the lizard.
I'm thinking some sort of bird of prey (i wont mention my previous suggestions).
Why would you want to be a fish? they're crap. take them out of water and they just do a few sit up's and then get knackered. mean fighting skill :/ ....Although it's kind of fitting
I would say "we'll see about that" but you keep avoiding training in favour of beer gardens (fair enough really). Anyway, I did say "no-one wants to be a dirty great fish", so I agree. I just found this:
Kingsnakes and racers will eat lizards at every opportunity. The roadrunner, a bird that lives on glades in southwest Missouri, is a primary lizard eater. Hawks are important lizard predators. Skunks and badgers dig up lizard eggs. Unfortunately, house cats have proven to be a primary predator of all species of lizards.
My impression of a kingsnake might scare people (and get me put on the sex offenders register) so that's out, plus cats are crap and hawks are boring.
So, after the sweat-fest that was training on Monday, skunk could be the best option I have. And given the amount of beans I ate today, the impression will be pretty accurate too. "I like my jiu-jitsu the same way as I like pubic hair on a lady"