Joke of the Day

Kayak (bit like a canoo), well...ya might be all a bit dim. :-p

Two eskimo's in a kayak, one gets a bit cold and lights a fire, it burns a hole in the the kayak, water seems in and they drown.

The moral of the story...

Ya can't have ya kayak and heat it.

bum bum! :-D

But now for something completely different...

[link=http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm]http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm[/link]

its spelt CANOE

1:42am and you think i'm bothered about spelling :-p

Robsco, I shudder to thing what key words you had to put into the search engine to find that webpage.

Robsco......mate.....i`ve just looked at the link you left....I just hope it was due to sleep deprivation. Now go to bed.... and leave the duck on the wall.
O.K. One from my son. Why don`t blind people skydive....cos it scares the shit out of the guide dogs....Sorry.

Here's my favourite giggle;

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Wit' Jammin'!

Haha!

Or (my boyfriend's dad made this up):

What do you call a crazy judo player who never throws for ten?

A koka-nut!

*bu-dum-bum-ching!*

Beat

I think you've gotta try harder than that! :-p

But welcome anyway :-)

And at last we see who you are! :-p

Your pic was a little too big to start with, but we've sorted it for ya.

Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to make it so big! *insert embaressed smilie here*

OK, if they're not good enough, how about this:

Parachute for sale.

Only used once.

Never opened.

:-))

Beat

Sorry, that's posted up all over Newcastle for some advert - you'll have to try harder.

Slightly dim customer in a bakers shop asks for a large meat pie. Baker asks whether to cut it into 4 or 6? Customer replies "better cut it into 4 cause I'll struggle to eat 6"..... :-)

Robsco , was up in geordie land this week for a day. What a day i had ... i got a puncture in the multi storey managed to find a garage where a nice gerodie man gave me the entire history of tyres!!!! Whats the shiny building by the bridge?

Prob the Sage Music Centre, did it look like an armadillo in shiny armour? :-)

It did indeed..... looked a bit out of place... but newcastle looks alright...

joke of the day - this forum

joke of the day - andy :-)):-)):-))

twat of the day - monkey balls

Now now Andrew, calm down.

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two muffins sitting in the oven

one turns round to the other and says "corr its getting hot in here"

the other muffin looks at him and screams with panic "ARRGGH a talking muffin!"