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newbie2006 Newbie 1 posts
The real origin of "kung fu"

One day in the Ming dynasty two warriors were fighting with swords when one thrusted the others sword out of their hands. The sword went flying and landed next to a grumpy old gentlemen. He said "Wish Kung fu dat".

Joke is courtesy of a friend.
Robsco 1319 posts
Is that the best you can do? :-p
The Admin Guy
trevek2 Addict 119 posts
Here's a joke...

TKD guy kicks BJJ guys butt!
See how well I block all your
Yuckuza Newbie 1 posts
2 CANNIBALS EATING A CLOWN: 1 CANNIBAL SAYS TO THE OTHER --- DID HE TASTE FUNNY TO YOU :-))
Schizophrenia: Now where am i
Robsco 1319 posts
I always knew there was an easier way!

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MJ Regular 32 posts
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

:-)):-)):-)):-))
Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam
Bren Addict 123 posts
Yuckuza, matey, where did you get your pic? I've seen the same one used at my club, it was the old Kenseikai Budo Hansa was it not?
Robsco 1319 posts
Lovin' the commentary MJ :-)
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MJ Regular 32 posts
yeh i liked it, was on a site a friend showed me
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